Lisa wants me to enter this contest. Who’ll vote for me?
Lisa wants me to enter this contest. Who’ll vote for me?
The Amateur Gourmet
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i would vote for you adam! that is if i lived in the US of A. no singing or music? but i love the amateur gourmet’s little ditties about dunkin’ donuts. 🙁
Did you end up entering? A friend of ours is one of the 3 finalists…
Nope. But I was contacted by some ABC Reality Show person who wanted me to be the next domestic guru. I gave her my phone number and she never called me. Guess I’m not destined for television.
“Who will vote for me?” said the Little Bread Hen…(I will!)
Please enter! it’s such a blatantly sexist contest, it would be great to see as many men as possible enter.