All Work And No Play Make Jack Candy Kumquats

Reader, are you in for a whacky couple of weeks.Welcome to finals season. This is where I, The Amateur Gourmet, go a little nutty (as if I weren’t nutty enough already) with crazy schedules, weird cravings, and inexplicable forays into the kitchen. Many law students smoke as they suffer their way through finals; I bake.Or in this case, I candy. Kumquats. Tonight I candied kumquats.Lauren said: “What are you making?””Not making,” I said. “Candying. Kumquats. I’m candying kumquats.”Here’s how that works:You get a bunch of kumquats and you slice them (according to the recipe I pulled up at foodtv.com):Weird how they look like tomatoes and yet they’re nothing like tomatoes.Moving on: you boil some sugar and water:IMG_2.JPGAdd the kumquats:IMG_3.JPGSimmer and drain ’em:IMG_4.JPGAnd that’s it. What do they taste like? Soggy, sugary kumquats. Like candied kumquats. I candied kumquats.

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elise
22 years ago

I think you might try simmering the kumquats until the liquid becomes a thick syrup. (This might take a few hours). If you then remove the kumquats to a drying rack and leave them out drying for a day, they’ll be fine. Not soggy at all, and quite tasty.

s'kat
s'kat
22 years ago

OB-1, I have learned from your ways… candied kumquats, not worth making.