Our Swan Pastry Contest winner–Anthony of Spiceblog–may have been our only entrant, but one can’t help but laugh and admire his work:If Tchaikovsky and Wolfgang Puck had a love child this would be it!So congratulations Anthony on a job well done. You’ve proven that no matter WHAT your body type, good legs will always win you the man of your dreams.
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ermm we also have a long traditon of unusual spelling.
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!Oi! Oi! Oi!Aussie! Oi!Aussie! Oi!Aussie! Oi!!!!!Thanks for allowing me to join a long traditon of triumphs by our small island nation in events with little other competition.An honour.