Recipes and food adventures with Adam Roberts

  • Friday Morning’s Southern Breakfast Spectacular: The Silver Skillet

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    As some of you may already know, like Batman and Bruce Wayne, I–the Amateur Gourmet–have an alter-ego: Adam the Law Student. This dichotomy rounds out my character to such a degree that Warner Brothers has already purchased the rights to my life story, Tim Burton to direct.One of the sadder aspects of my life as…

  • Lisa and Olives: Round Two

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    A Message From Lisa G:”Adam – i find it highly offensive that at no point in your attack of the great and all-powerful lisa g did you mention that i was temporarily unable to connect to the internet and that the lack of olive-talk was explained to you in full.  Furthermore, i find your spelling of Cincinnati…

  • The Thursday Night Dinner Song: Burrito

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    As part of my promise to be an endlessly amusing source of food arcania, here is my pledge to you: each Thursday night I will write, perform and record a song for you about what I ate for dinner.Tonight’s selection is called “Burrito” and requires two things from you:1. iTunes. I think you need iTunes…

  • A Salmon Sandwich Scandal

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    I love Alon’s Bakery in the Virginia Highlands. I go there way too often, so much so that the staff eye me suspiciously each time I come through the door.”He’s back?””What’s his problem?”One employee, though–Cheryl–holds me in special regard.”Clay Aiken!” she shouts, each time I come through the door.I duck my head down but it’s…

  • Behind The Scenes: A Flour-Flecked Foto Shoot

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    As many of you may have noticed, that flour-coated god in the upper-right hand corner of your screen is none other than yours truly, The Amateur Gourmet.And yet, I’m sure many of you are wondering: are there any more pictures like this? Any more variations on the theme of sexy Jewstud coated in King Arthur…

  • Lisa and Olives: Round One

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    My friend Lisa G. of Cincinnatti, Ohio currently resides in Manhattan, NY and enjoys a diet of vegetarian hot dogs, couscous and little chocolate penguins that I bought her for her birthday. Disturbingly absent from her diet is, to quote Thomas Edison, “the richest gift of heaven”; the sacred staple of Mediterranean cuisine and Martini…

  • Martha Stewart’s Pecan Chocolate Chunk White Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    So despite my self-proclaimed ineptitude in the kitchen, I do have a knack for all things sweet and desserty. I’m a baker, not a fighter.One of my favorite cookie recipes comes from America’s most beloved white collar criminals / domestic goddesses, Marthalicious Stewart. Available on her website for no charge (or the occassional insider trading…

  • The Birth of an Amateur Icon

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    Are you sick of competency? Of food blogs run by competent people with flawless track records and no history of salmonella? Are you tired of not having salmonella? You’ve come to the right place. I’m The Amateur Gourmet: a completely untrained, unaccomplished culinary lout with absolutely no expertise in anything having to do with food.…