It’s my grandmother’s fault.Back in the day, we would go to Wendy’s and she would say: “go get us some napkins.” I would come back with two or three and she’d say: “No, no, no! Here, let me show you.” She’d hold my hand and lead me over to the napkin dispenser. “Like this,” she’d…

This past summer, I worked at a law firm in Los Angeles. One day, all the interns (myself included) went to have Mexican food for lunch. To better inform the story, here is a brief synopsis of my Mexican food experience up to that point:1. When I was 8, my parents took us to a…

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ATLANTA, GA–(AP)The Gay Corn Eaters of Georgia marched on the Capitol today, chanting “We Shall All Eat Corn” and other rousing spirituals. They were met by the Anti-Gay-Cornists who wielded Bibles and posters espousing anti-gay-corn-eating rhetoric.One of the Anti-Gay-Cornists, PJ Owens, held a sign saying: “Homo Sex is a Sin.””What does that have to do…

Nominated for their work in the film “Lost in Digestion,” a tub of strawberries knocked on my door tonight and asked me to dress them.”Look we don’t have a lot of time,” said the lead strawberry, “what can you do for us?”I carried them over to the sink for a quick evaluation.”I see chocolate,” I…