• Speaking of Drinks

    Tonight, instead of documenting our dinner, I decided to do an expose on what my family drinks. We begin with my father.Dad’s Drink: Tanqueray and TonicThis is my father’s signature drink. It is actually many people’s signature drink. How did my father come to adopt it as his own?”I used to drink 7 and 7,”…

  • Longest Drink Title In History

    Mom and I went to Starbucks today. Here’s our drinks:Mine is on the right. It is a simple caramel frappucino. Two words.Mom’s is on the left. What is it? You may want to rub your eyes before you read this:An iced non-fat decaf sugar-free vanilla latte.Never have so many words been expended on one drink.

  • What Retired Folks Eat (In Delray Beach, Florida)

    A charming video of dinner with my parents and grandparents. Quicktime and hair piece required!

  • A Day in Palm Beach With Madame Fifi

    Madame Fifi (aka: my mother) and I ventured today to the opulent world of Palm Beach. We lunched at Renato’s, a charming place off Worth Avenue where ladies in large hats drank martinis and picked at their salads.The interior was quite lovely……though I felt out of place in my gray sweater. Next time I’ll know…

  • In-Flight Stream of Consciousness After-The-Fact

    Today, on my Delta Song flight from LaGuardia to Ft. Lauderdale, I had a stream of consciousness. Granted, one is always having a stream of consciousness, but this one was a good one. This was a food related stream of consciousness. I will attempt to recreate it for you here.It began with thoughts of bread.…

  • Oh Babbo, My Babbo: An Epic Poem

    And then the bread of crusty crustsparking such debateLisa saying: “Eh, it’s ok”And me saying: “It’s great!”The waitress steered us brave and clearthrough a menu tough and tricky;A pasta here, an entree thereand “God, not that, it’s icky!”Beginning with an autumn salad,Lisa declared: “It’s warm!”Mint Love Letters graced my plate;Their function quashed their form.And then…

  • It’s ‘Wichcraaaaaaaft!

    I carry a pocket Moleskin notepook in, of all places, my pocket. Matisse and Hemingway did too. At least that’s what it said on the Moleskin advertising material.I have had my Moleskin notebook for over a year now. This is rather disappointing since my Moleskin notebook is filled with my ideas. Since the book has…

  • Pictures From Yesterday

    Taking a leap of faith, I attempted to upload my pictures from yesterday one more time and whaddya know, it worked! So here they are, sans narrative and just a smathering of title cards. Tonight Lisa and I are off to Babbo for our grand New York finale!Brunch At Sarah Beth’sMy almond crusted french toast…

  • A Day of Unuploadable Pictures

    I regret to inform you that the wireless internet connection I am mooching off will not allow me to upload my pictures from today to the internet. Thus, you will not see the following:- Pictures of a delicious brunch at Sarah Beth’s Kitchen! Oh my God it was so good. But even better, I got…

  • Adam and Lisa Eat The Lower East Side (and Soho)!

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present a grand work of scintillating cinema!