• You Will (Maybe) Make This Strawberry-Rhubarb Cobbler

    If there was no Lauren there’d be no Maybe.She felt that the rhubarb was too prominent, that the fruit wasn’t cooked enough. But tell me this doesn’t look delicious:Here’s a good tip for all you aspiring gourmets out there: when you’re at the supermarket, pay attention to what’s in the produce section. Recently at Whole…

  • My New Addiction

    You tell me what chip you eat, I’ll tell you who you are.Sour Cream and Onion? You ate paste as a child. You wear lots of flannel.BBQ? You drive an SUV and love the WWF.Salt and Vinegar?Well here we hit a wall. To me there was no one more exotic, no one more outside the…

  • The Return to the Gym

    I had good excuses. My most recent one was this:I was in the locker room, all ready to work out, ready to change into my workout clothes when I suddenly blanked on my locker combination. Figuring it would come back to me if I locked the lock, I locked the lock before locking it on…

  • Breadmaking: The Afternoon Session

    “Bitter was my cupBut no more will I be the mournerFor I’ve certainly turned the cornerOh things are looking upSince [bread] looked up at me!”– From “Things Are Looking Up” by George and Ira Gershwin“But she lost control I wouln’t take the bait.I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait.”– From “Things That Make…

  • “Fusilli Owen” for Quicktime!

    I finally got to watch Tony Massarone’s sauce movie with Baby Owen! He converted it to Quicktime for me! And for you! I love this movie!Download here!I’m even adding it to “Funny Food Films.” It’s THAT good!(One gripe: for future sauce-makers, use FRESH Thyme. FRESH!)

  • Breadmaking: The Morning Session

    I don’t want to talk about it.No, really.I’m emotionally drained.Here’s what happened.I woke up, I said: “Adam, don’t be silly. You’ve spent two weeks making a starter and it’s ready to go and you’re not going to go because your equipment hasn’t arrived? Hogwash. Just go buy wheat germ, borrow Josh and Katy’s bakers peel…

  • The Bread Situation

    Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow my starter is ready. Only problem? The King Arthur Breadmaking equipment has yet to arrive. I have one basket, but I need two. And I need wheat germ. And a baker’s peel.So tomorrow morning, when I had originally planned to start the bread making, I have two options:1) Postpone the…

  • Iris (Atlanta)

    Fine dining usually requires the following:1) Money;2) Companionship;3) An occassion for which to spend (1) and invite (2).Tonight’s (3) was celebrating my excting non-food related news from earlier in the week. Tonight’s (2) was, of course, Lauren. And tonight’s (1) was generously donated–without their knoweldge, really–by mom and dad. I mean, I’m sure they’d approve:…

  • Amateur Gourmet Tomato Sauce Awards: Tony Massarone!

    For those who remember my You Will Make My Tomato Sauce entry, I concluded by saying: “Nothing would make me happier than to hear that a non-cook among you is going to try my pasta sauce recipe. As a reward, I will mention your pasta-sauce-making attempt on the mainpage and laud you and revere you…

  • Nabokov, Mushrooms

    In case I have yet to make this declaration on the site, it is time you are informed of my all-time, hands-down, no-doubt-about-it favorite author: Vladimir Nabokov. I know of no other author in the English language whose sentences zip and sting and gurgle like Nabokov’s do. He is the most electric author I have…