Mom and I went to Starbucks today. Here’s our drinks:Mine is on the right. It is a simple caramel frappucino. Two words.Mom’s is on the left. What is it? You may want to rub your eyes before you read this:An iced non-fat decaf sugar-free vanilla latte.Never have so many words been expended on one drink.
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When I was an intern, I would fetch non-fat, sugar-free soy chai tea lattes. So…many…adjectives…Meanwhile, good call on the caramel frap.
I am a fan of the coffee frap. I like it really, really, REALLY straight up. None of that sissy caramel pour moi! 😉
Get outta here. Caramel is ambrosia!
Trying to find an uber-long alcoholic drink name that would be impossible to say when you’re drunk. Pure comedy.