Longest Drink Title In History

Mom and I went to Starbucks today. Here’s our drinks:Mine is on the right. It is a simple caramel frappucino. Two words.Mom’s is on the left. What is it? You may want to rub your eyes before you read this:An iced non-fat decaf sugar-free vanilla latte.Never have so many words been expended on one drink.

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4 responses to “Longest Drink Title In History”

  1. Veronica Avatar
    Veronica

    I am a fan of the coffee frap. I like it really, really, REALLY straight up. None of that sissy caramel pour moi! 😉

  2. Maktaaq Avatar

    Get outta here. Caramel is ambrosia!

  3. Wendeh Avatar

    When I was an intern, I would fetch non-fat, sugar-free soy chai tea lattes. So…many…adjectives…Meanwhile, good call on the caramel frap.

  4. Dr O'Maw Avatar
    Dr O’Maw

    Trying to find an uber-long alcoholic drink name that would be impossible to say when you’re drunk. Pure comedy.