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  • Only A Jerk Would Eat At Le Cirque

    Only A Jerk Would Eat At Le Cirque

    Dear Readers, I am writing you, on behalf of the human race, to inform you that a famous restaurant, a restaurant whose name still carries great cache, is a danger to humanity. Never have I been more outraged by a restaurant than I was on Friday night when my parents, who came to town, took…

  • To Cut An Artichoke

    To Cut An Artichoke

    For months now I have watched Mario Batali cut artichokes on “Molto Mario,” demanding the participation of this three guests and charging that “it’s really easy and really worthwhile.” What’s infuriating (but admirable) is that he takes the time, each time, to explain the process to his audience. The religious viewer is left irritated at…

  • Shopsin’s Burrito French Toast

    Shopsin’s Burrito French Toast

    – First, James Felder (of Snapshot Artifact) doctored the picture I took with my cell phone so it looks better. Here it is: [NOTE: James fixed the photo again to be less green.] – I wrote this in the comments, but just in case you didn’t read it I want to tell you how my…

  • More thoughts on Shopsin’s Burrito French Toast

    – First, James Felder (of Snapshot Artifact) doctored the picture I took with my cell phone so it looks better. Here it is: [NOTE: James fixed the photo again to be less green.] – I wrote this in the comments, but just in case you didn’t read it I want to tell you how my…

  • Burrito french toast

    Fried banana burrito french toast at shopsins i just ate this i am writing from my cell phone this is something to eat that will make you die i loved it

  • Ten Things I Ate This Week

    Ten Things I Ate This Week

    1. Fresh Market Tomatoes, Corn, and Bacon with Boiled Dressing from “The Gift of Southern Cooking” by Edna Lewis and Scott Peacock Recipe: Boiled Dressing “…a staple of the Southern table: a versatile, long-keeping condiment that serves as a sauce for hot vegetables, as a spread and as a salad dressing.” Ingredients: 1 cup cider…

  • The Cool Down

    New Yorkers, I’m not sure if you noticed, but it was 100 degrees today. Apparently the heat index made it feel like 115, and as I made my way home from West 4th Street up 6th Ave. at 3 PM I suddenly felt myself flushing and growing slightly faint. In my defense, there was a…

  • Air and Space

    Outside the Air & Space museum, Craig and I waited in line and worried over the next day’s plans. “I think it’s too hot to bike around D.C.,” said Craig. The sun was pouring down on us and Lauren’s plans for us to rent bikes to see the memorials the next day grew more and…

  • Sunday Morning Dim Sum

    Sunday Morning Dim Sum

    Last week I reported that we went for dim sum on Friday night and that the restaurant, Jing Fong, was completely empty. I even showed this picture: Well, we returned on Sunday morning at 10:30 and I think this picture tells you everything you need to know about when to go for dim sum:

  • Unkind Donuts

    The title of this post is taken from the fun new crossword puzzle documentary “Wordplay” which I saw on Friday and which features the observation that if you move the first letter of the first word in “Dunkin’ Donuts” to the end of the first word you get Unkind Donuts. The reason for this post…