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Disasters

  • Do Not Try This Orzo At Home

    Do Not Try This Orzo At Home

    If today’s posts have a theme, the theme is “disappointment.” This was (mostly) a weekend of bad eating. It culminated tonight when I attempted an Orzo recipe from last month’s Bon Apetit. I’m sure, if you wanted, you could find that recipe on Epicurious. But why would you want to? Because it looks pretty? Well…

  • All That Work and It Tastes Like Vomit! (Torta di Mandorle, Limone e Ricotta)

    All That Work and It Tastes Like Vomit! (Torta di Mandorle, Limone e Ricotta)

    Life’s been good lately–I’m sailing through my summer quite well, thank you–so please don’t assume that this negative post and the negative post below it are due to anything sour going on in my life–I am not, by nature, a Negative Nelly. The sad truth is that sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much.…

  • Coffee Cake Disaster

    “The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.” – Proverb There are several things to consider when making a “welcome home” coffee cake. The first is whether or not the person you’re welcoming home actually has a way of getting home. Since Lauren made arrangements with another friend–one not busy making a “welcome home”…