Alphabet Of Foods That Will Kill You

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25 responses to “Alphabet Of Foods That Will Kill You”

  1. sweetfrancaise Avatar
    sweetfrancaise

    I LOVE you for this!!

  2. pascale Avatar
    pascale

    Adam, SUCH a great post! Nice to get a good afternoon laugh and I really seeing your handsome face in the mix!Today, I am going to make the bagels so we can enjoy them over the weekend. My husband thinks I am nuts (because of Noah’s and Einsteins). Then I explained your move from NY to LA and the search for bagels, and now he thinks I am really nuts.My daughters, however, have been bugging me ALL week to make the bagels!

  3. cybercita Avatar
    cybercita

    Thanks for the laugh! My favorite was letter D.

  4. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    Nice Thanks-Killing reference.

  5. Michele Avatar
    Michele

    Love this. I hope the FDA sees it and has a sense of humor! OR NOT!!!

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    Anonymous

    I lost it at yogurt. Spaceballs forever!

  7. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    Thanks for this! If I hear any more BS about “gluten-free” I’m going to get violent. Really, it’s just marketing from the gluten-free industry. They want your money and are willing to lie to get it. “Gluten is poisen”. Yeah.

  8. Agent Strong Avatar
    Agent Strong

    Thanks for this! If I hear any more BS about “gluten-free” I’m going toget violent. Really, it’s just marketing from the gluten-free industry.They want your money and are willing to lie to get it. “Gluten ispoison”. Yeah.

    1. tunie Avatar
      tunie

      Well, it IS poison for some people, lol…

  9. sandy Avatar
    sandy

    Adam, this is hilarious! Love T, U and V.

  10. Kris Avatar
    Kris

    R is for rhubarb, because their leaves are poisonous!

  11. Lilly Avatar
    Lilly

    In Spanish we have a saying “what doesn’t kill you, will make you fat”

  12. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    This is fucking pointless!

  13. karen Avatar
    karen

    I LOOOOVE ‘Nduja!!!

  14. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    Instead of limes, try slices of Quince with salt when downing shots of tequila. Great combo. That’s how it’s been served in several bars I’ve been to in Mexico.

  15. Wendy E Avatar
    Wendy E

    Hilarious! Love it!

  16. principessapolenta Avatar
    principessapolenta

    Dear AG, I just wonder how many people there are out there who look forward to your posts, laugh heartily, and never post a comment? I bet there are thousands who either don’t take time or don’t know what clever alias they would use! I loved your post and decided to wait no longer to let you know how much you “make my day”. PS – I love zucchini!

    1. Adam Roberts Avatar

      Thanks, Principessa Polenta…that’s very sweet!

  17. jeri Avatar
    jeri

    Well, you just about covered my entire diet, so I guess I’m a goner. Oh no…I’m melting…I’m meeeeltiiiing.

  18. Thiruveedhi THIRUVEEDHI TSRN Avatar
    Thiruveedhi THIRUVEEDHI TSRN

    Very Good, Things to be avoided Alphabetically.

  19. tanya Avatar
    tanya

    love this 🙂

  20. Olga Lavrentieva Avatar
    Olga Lavrentieva

    VERY FUNNY! Thank you)))

  21. Olga Lavrentieva Avatar
    Olga Lavrentieva

    VERY FUNNY! Thank you)))

  22. Olga Lavrentieva Avatar
    Olga Lavrentieva

    VERY FUNNY! Thank you)))

  23. Olga Lavrentieva Avatar
    Olga Lavrentieva

    Check my food-blog too:http://lavrentieva-kitchen.blogspot.comI learn from you ;)))

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