Believe it or not, I’ve read all 255 of your responses to “Spring Attendance.” I have to say, I’m really blown away by all the participation. Thanks to everyone for sharing your information! Don’t worry—none of that data has been used to build dossiers on you by the office of foodland security. If you notice strange eyes staring at you while consuming your lunch tomorrow, just ignore them. It’s probably nothing…
(Oh, and PS—most of you got this, but I didn’t write “MARITAL” twice…the second said “MARTIAL” as in martial law. I am not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just trying to make you better readerzzz.) REDEEM YOURSELF BY FINDING THE ERROR IN THE LAST SENTENCE!
